This guy can pump you like no other.

<3 My Favorite American, May you have Thor`s Blessing! Be Strong,

born a yooper i always kept myself in the U P, but my journey Down to him was bound to happen.. its my love of course! Mmmm the soft spoken troll that lives under me is just a tease.. with a mouth as wide as the Upper Peninsula he will swallow me like Lake Michigan swallowed Lady Elgin. All holes filled!!!! dripping like the tar sands of the Kalamazoo River oil spill.

KYLE

Signed by the coolest, most humorous genius to ever live on this planet (me)