This guy literally has the biggest ♥♥♥♥ i've ever seen. Back in nam it used to get really lonely. He would keep me warm. There were charlies everywhere. He would keep me safe. He taught me how to survive in the jungle. He taught me how to love. He taught me how to shoot a rifle. He would suck my ♥♥♥♥ from the back. He showed me how to spot the traps the vietcong would set for us - punji sticks and what not. He would always tell me we'd get home safe somehow after the war and settle down on his uncle's brother's cousin's nephew's old alpaca farm in LA. He would nibble on the tip of my ear until every muscle in my body relaxed... even my sphincter... especially my sphincter. He was so warm... so handsome... everything a man could want. After nam, he went back home and it turns out he was one of them gays, so I quit talking to him.

-rep has a large butthole

-rep gay

-rep annoying af

-rep just whines and complains the whole game