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Hey you're going to get some real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ creepy guys trying to hit on you on this site. You'll be better off sticking with me. I'm sort of heh, known around here. Don't worry about me trying to hit on you or anything like that. Yeah, I'm a guy (unfortunately!) but don't hold that against me. I'm actually an outcel. I'm outwardly celibate, I mention it in the first introduction. Do you happen to have an OnlyFans or anything by the way? Again, not being a creep I just fully support our brave sex workers. Haha anyway bye.

Listen b*tch you want to call me a neckbeard? Am i a neckbeard because I enjoy art? Because I can appreciate the value of an expertly crafted story, amazing gameplay, and a beautiful gameworld? Because i have experienced more than any normal human. I have saved the princess. I have defended earth from the Reapers. I have traversed time, space, dimentions. I am the Dragonborn. I am the Witcher. I am the Lone wanderer. I have challenged the elite four...and won. Does a neckbeard finish Dark Souls in one weekend without dying...oh on my first try btw. And that was after making a speach on transcendental consciousness to a COLLEGE CLASS. I have solved impossible math equations BY ACCIDENT. I read philosophy books for FUN. Am I making myself clear sweetie? Or are you a neuronormative goon who thinks "football" is the pinnacle of human creation? You probably couldnt even jump on a goomba... My ansestors are smiling at me, fool...Can you say the same?