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"The wumows of my immowtawity awe dwasticawwy...undewstated. Oh, Commandew, you wook so disappointed. So impotent. I feew fow you, I weally do. But wet's be honest: you knew, in youw heart. Feaw not, the wowd will not fowget you. The scaws you've gouged into it speww out youw name for aww to see. I confess, I was happy to take cwedit fow your "victowies." But did you evew stop to wondew what that says about you? That so many bought what I was sewwing? They call me a monstew and you a hewo. The world expects Palawa Jokowo to dawe to thwow weality into chaos. But suwely no mowtal would be so monumentawwy STUPID as to destwoy a dwagon, the life fowce of this wowd. Let alone two. And a god to boot? Pewhaps they will finawwy thank me for luwing you to me...So that I. May save the wowd. Fwom you. Once youw gone, evewyone will fwock to my embwace. They will all wuv ME— Palawa Ignaciowous Jokowo!

A Great Earth Elemental IV attacks you. HIT! (46/25) 1608.73 blunt damage.

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I mean, you have to take into the account the role reversal that the lines "Modern stone-age family" applies to the whole family demographic. It fits with the tonality of the song, but where does the literary magic happen?