I have this one friend, Big ole british boy, he was a CS player in college & probably could have gone pro but decided to commit his life to bein gay & drinking beer.He's like 6'5, 300 pounds, can bench 350 for reps, and he's also one of the most elite drinkers I've ever met.It's not uncommon for him to drink 50-60 beers in a day, sometimes 100.He's on permanent bulking season,his arms are bigger around than my penis, and I'm not a small guy. He's also a total sweetheart and a real gentleman, he will drop everything to help you, no matter wat, Anyway, he used to do this thing where, every morning, he would get one of those disposable trays like you use to cook a turkey, and he would dump an entire gallon carton of eggs into it along with a bag of broccoli.And he would just put it on the grill & scramble that all up & that would be his breakfast, and then he would just crumple up the tray and throw it away. So if you really want to csmax play with him, His farts were legendary

+rep very good and funny teammate

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-rep I met this guy in cs and we had a great time. He said he was single and ready for playing games and have fun. At first it was a great friendship for me, but then i fell in love with tihs guy and thought he felt the same way, as he was invinting me to his so called "lan-party". as i arrived there was no pc, just a matress and condom-dispenser. I thought this was my only shot, so i took it, pushed him against the wall, nibbled his ear as i let him feel my erect ♥♥♥♥ on his thigh. he was shocked and let me know he was straight. my heart is broken till this day. dont trust this guy.