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An old man is selling watermelons by the side of the road. His sign reads: 1 for $3 3 for $10 A young man stops and buys one watermelon. “That’ll be $3,” says the old man. The young man then buys a second watermelon. And then a third. After paying another $3 each time, the young man picks up his watermelons and starts to walk away. Then he turns back, grinning proudly. “Hey old man,” he says, “you realize I just bought three watermelons for $9 instead of $10? Maybe business isn’t your thing.” The old man smiles and shakes his head. “Funny… every time somebody comes by, they buy three watermelons instead of one… and then try to teach me business.”

A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. An optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel. A realist sees a train. A train operator sees 3 idiots standing on the train tracks.

Wikipedia:Do not throw a vinyl copy of Dookie at editors you disagree with Dookie was released in 1994 by the rock band Green Day, selling a decent amount of copies. However, you should not buy a vinyl record copy of it to throw at editors you disagree with. This is a rather extreme form of edit warring, something clearly against the rules that definitely are real. The cover of Dookie. Do not throw the vinyl record inside at editors you disagree with.

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