“I ever tell you about the time Keith tried to deep-fry a turkey? Third-degree burns over 90 percent of his body. His doctor called up, like, other doctors to look at him cause they'd never seen burns on top of existing burns―"

CURSE YOU WHOEVER SITTING BEHIND THIS ACCOUNT AND YOUR FAMILY, CURSE IS ABSOLUTED, UNLIFTABLE, UNDEFLECTED, DEADLY AND FOREVER

added for battlemode

╔╗╔╦══╦═╦═╦╗╔╗ ║╚╝║══║═║═║╚╝║ ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸* ║╔╗║╔╗║╔╣╔╩╗╔╝ NEW YEAR 2026 ╚╝╚╩╝╚╩╝╚╝═╚╝ ☆☆☆

⠀.⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀.•*•*•.⠀⠀.⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀.⠀⠀.•'*✩*'•.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⋰•*•❄•*•⋱ ⠀.⠀⠀.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ . ⠀⠀.•*´*•✩•*`*•. ⠀⠀⠀.⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⋰✩*•.❄.•*✩⋱ ⠀⠀ ⠀.•*´❄`*•✩•*´❄`*.•* Merry Christmas & 　　　　Happy New Year ♥