*Squeak, squeak, squeak* All hail the Honk Mother!!! *HONK* *Squeak, squeak, squeak*

I'm giving a rating of 5 of 5. I like the part where the captain yelled "its Morphine time" and stabbed me

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Behrg... Happy 61th Birthday. The way you dispose of clowns and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the revolver trigger, and that gorgeous handcannon. I would do anything for you. You had a rough set of campaigns, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the captain role. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. I remember when you left on your first hiatus and it's like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you get blasted by bacons shotgun, because deep down, my glorious king you never deserved it. I just wanted you to come off hiatus. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home, and I rejoiced. These past few ultra irons have been tough for you, but hopefully in the next life, you will survive.

best barotrauma captain ive ever had, 11/10, he gets angy a bit doe. makes a better captain anyhow. i will drop irl stuff just to play with this guy.

best adventure i ever had, good captain.