I am Hideo Kojima. Let me scan your feet.

Hewwo, I am an Awbanyian viwus but because of poow technyowogy in my countwy unfowtunyatewy I am nyot abwe to hawm youw computew. Pwease be so kind to dewete onye of youw impowtant fiwes youwsewf and then fowwawd me othew usews. Many thanks fow youw coopewation >w< Best wegawds, Awbanyian viwus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNyG-xu-7SQ

-Rings the Bell-

I am a cathedral and you seem like the best bell ever!