hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

My wife and I decided to leave a full bowl of candy on the front porch and just let the trick-or-treaters take what they wanted. We were watching from the living room on a security camera and when a little demon would come up and empty the entire bowl we just went back out and filled it up. Surprisingly, only 4 people out of a couple hundred actually robbed the entire bowl of candy - I expected the number to be a lot higher. The only one that pissed me off was a mother trick or treating with a 2 or 3 year old boy - she emptied the entire bowl into his bag and started to walk off. I put my shoes on and chased them down - not to try to get the candy back but because I felt someone needed to tell that woman how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

I sexually identify as Rick Harrison. For 21 years I dreamed of working at my very own pawn shop with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Call me retarded but I don’t care, I’m getting plasticsurgery to install 18th century muskets and vintage movieposters on my body. You can now refer to me as Rick Harrison and respect my right to not know WHAT is gonna come through that door. If you can't acceptme you're a pawnphobe and need to check your door privileges. Thank you for having a story and a price.

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