Merry Christmas, let us remember the crusaders who in 1097 had to endure Christmas outside the walls of Antioch with no food or shelter. Thank you Bohemond, Goudfrey, Baldwin and Raymound for crushing the muslims. And thanks to Peter the Hermit as well, the Genoese and venetian traders who supplied them as well as the Italians who selflessly dismantled their ships to construct siege weapons to finally take the holy city of Jerusalem. Amen.

⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⡶⠂⣀⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣄⡒⢶⣶⣶⣶⣶ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⣀⣶⣿⠋⠉⠉⠈⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠙⠋⠙⣿ ⠈⠻⣿⠃⠄⠘⠟⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢸⣿ ⢻⣶⡌⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠆⠄⠘⠟⠛⠋⡀⣤⢸⣿ ⠄⣿⠇⠄⣀⣠⣀⠨⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⠦⢆⣤⣴⣷⣧⣷⣦⣼⣿ ⣰⠏⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⡤⢀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡙ ⡏⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷ ⠄⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠄⠄⠉⠙⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠄⢠⣶⢠⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⠄⠄⢀⣾⡇⣼⢇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠛⠿⠿⠿ ⠄⠄⠄⠹⣿⠄⠄⣾⣿⠃⣿⢸⠄⠄⢠⣾⠛⠒⢦⣤⣤⢀⣀ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣿⣿⣠⡏⢸⢸⡇⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⠸⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣧⣾⢸⠃⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⢹ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠉⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄

This guy is the kind of guy you need during Gay Sex Weekend, caring enough to give you a reach around when others wouldn't. A hero, not the one we need but the one we deserve. So nice you know I had to ♥♥♥♥ twice. ٱلْحَمْدُ لِلَّٰهِ ٱلسَّلَامُ عَلَيْكُمْ

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿ ⠀⣴⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠛💥💥💥 ⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠋⢹⣿⣿⣿⡋⠉⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠈⠉⠀ ⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⠟⠁⠈⠉⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⡄ ⠀⠘⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀🚬⠀Х͞о͞м͞с͞к͞и͞й͞͞ ͞Ч͞о͞м͞п͞е͞р͞ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣷⡤ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⡟

Merry Christmas Kreigsman. May the glory of our Emperor shine down upon you, and illuminate the battlefield before you! Though battles long fought and sorely won, every ♥♥♥♥ you slay may rise 2 to meet you! Slay them too! and 4 more shall arise! Slay them all! And 8 more you shall greet!!! You may one day fall to Maximus Dickus, but know this, the Emperors Light fills you, and through him, or rather, through you, HIS strength downs ♥♥♥♥♥! TO WAR KREIGSMAN! AND REMEMBER!!!! YOUR DUTY IS TO SERVE YOUR EMPEROR, TO FIGHT AND DIE, FOR IT IS YOUR DUTY KREIGSMAN!!! TO WAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!