Dota is like trying to climb a mountain with a team of strangers tied together. There is a lot of shouting in a lot languages. People pull in different directions and some even try to go downhill. The ones who are closer to the summit than you will often throw rocks at you for no apparent reason. Eventually you will feel like jumping off the mountain just to escape them.
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Dota is like trying to climb a mountain with a team of strangers tied together. There is a lot of shouting in a lot languages. People pull in different directions and some even try to go downhill. The ones who are closer to the summit than you will often throw rocks at you for no apparent reason. Eventually you will feel like jumping off the mountain just to escape them.