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Best wife

You have been blessed by hedgehugs

Why would you say that to me? I'm gonna tell you right now that my life has been hard. It has not been easy for me. I started off in Brooklyn, my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars and from there it all went downhill as I wasted it all on dakimakuras, lewd maid outfits and hentai comics and DVD's. I was eventually kicked out of my mom's basement and she called me a weeaboo. I was living near the mexican border for 2 years in a tent untill I found a job as a housekeeper.

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