DENIAL FROM R5

Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.

My teacher said I have “had more chocolate than Willy Wonka” because all of my girlfriends have been black and now the school is a war-zone. I am white but my preference for black girls has become well known at my school. About a week ago, my teacher remarked on this with a bit of a cringe joke as described in the title. I wasn’t offended, cause it is true, I would die for my black girls. However, it has caused outrage in the wider community. The teacher has been suspended pending an inquiry and other teachers and students are being attacked (cars being vandalised as well) as they go to and leave school. My girlfriend has thought about us wearing BLM armbands to show that we understand that racism isn’t a joke and maybe that might calm things.

I want to bang the animal crossing dog so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog ♥♥♥♥♥. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

My 🙈 daughter, 😤 a 👌 very conscious 15-year-old queer, 💋 white 🏻 girl, 👧 has 👏👏 recently started using black ◼🐵 hand emojis. 💛 We discuss race and politics ✊✊ all 💯 the time 😤 at 👉 home. She even listens to ⏬🐚 your 💯👏 podcast with me 😜💦 sometimes. 🕒🙅 We 👥👨 live 😏😭 in 👉👏 a 👏🎹 diverse neighborhood of 😫💦 a diverse 😰😰 city. 🌃 As 🛠😎 a 🌀 family 👪👧 and 👨👏 on 👉👏 her ❤😍 own, 😎🏳 our daily 💰📆 lives 😻🌞 include many 💯 friendships and 🏿 interactions with 🤝👉 POC. So 👉 my question is, 💦 do 🏆🖕 I 😋👏 speak 🎤🙅 to 👉🅱 her 💁👩 about 👉💦 using the 😂 emojis??“ 💛