the fastest snake in the world is the one in my pants when your mum (mom) comes around me gaff.

The fastest snake in the world is the black mamba which which has been recorded at 12.5 miles per hour.

Very good and nice. Always ontop.

Listen, he turns himself into a damn pickle, I tell you, I saw it

Snakes do not have eyelids. They do have an eye ‘spectacle’ which protect their eye. This ‘spectacle’ comes away when a snake sheds it’s skin.