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Hey, just curious when you might be returning my "My Big Ass Mega Masturbator Black"? The homies are out of town and I need something to do while they're gone, and I don't exactly have the $300 to buy a new one to replace the one I lent you. If you ruined it or something, that's cool no worries, just let me know.

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-rep met this guy on Splitgate 2, we had some great games so I added him. Over time we became good friends... lots of laughs, late night matches, solid teamwork. Eventually, he invited me to his place for some Splitgate games. I was hyped, brought snacks, ready to frag all night. I get there, and the vibe is... weird. He greets me with a smirk and says, “I’ve been waiting for you.” I thought he was joking. We sit down to play and he keeps making weird comments like “I’d let you portal me anytime” and “your movement turns me on.” Next thing I know, he’s leaning in, breathing heavy, and saying “you ever kissed after a clutch round?” I stood up, unplugged my mouse, and left. Didn’t even get to play a single match. Good player, but bro’s playing a different game. Watch your back.