U tellin me a shrimp fried that rice?

In a Denny's one night, it was seen, A sniper monkey named JDosh, quite keen. He aimed where she dined. Milf of Applebee's, so fine, And declared, "I'll make that my next cuisine!"

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Rise, O voices of Rhodesia, God may we Thy bounty share. Give us strength to face all danger, And where challenge is, to dare. Guide us, Lord, to wise decision, Ever of Thy grace aware, Oh, let our hearts beat bravely always For this land within Thy care. Rise, O voices of Rhodesia, Bringing her your proud acclaim, Grandly echoing through the mountains, Rolling o'er the far flung plain. Roaring in the mighty rivers, Joining in one grand refrain, Ascending to the sunlit heavens, Telling of her honoured name.

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