A pillar of my childhood collapsed when I learned that Sonic was inspired by Bill Clinton, a scumbag who hung out with Epstein. When you look at Sega's history, it makes sense -- it was originally a company that provided entertainment at the bases of US warmongers. Now I only play gacha games from countries that promote a multipolar and cooperative world
Smoother belly-to-monobutt transition >>>>> Nullge
Nullges are retarded and defeat the entire point of null to begin with. A nullge is just a chastity cage for autistic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
>*kssht* Toadette, right? A certain Queen-to-be told me to call if I had any questions about local wildlife
>Absolutely! What'cha got for me, M?
>Uh..yeah. What's this?
>Oh oh! That's a Buzzy Beetle!
>Buzzy..Beetle?
>E-yup! Peachy said you were sharp
>But...it's a TURTLE
>They also don't buzz. Best not to think about it
>..Riight
>Anywho, they're quadrupeds. That means they can't stand up. They hardly ever leave their shells too
>Sounds rough
>Aww, don't worry, Mario. I'm sure like most introverts they live rich inner lives
>Heh. Just like a certain beanpole I know
>They're also immune to fireballs
>Immune to..hey! Next time LEAD with that, will ya?
>Heehee, so-rry
>So, any tips for dealing with these guys?
>..Have you tried jumping on them?
>..Fantastic. Glad I called
>That's why Toadsworth pays ME the big coins. He, uh..doesn't actually. But maybe if a certain hero were to put in a good word for-
>Uh-oh! KSSHT! You're breaking up, Toadette! Uh, can't hear you!
>SIIGH
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only completes games that are blue
A pillar of my childhood collapsed when I learned that Sonic was inspired by Bill Clinton, a scumbag who hung out with Epstein. When you look at Sega's history, it makes sense -- it was originally a company that provided entertainment at the bases of US warmongers. Now I only play gacha games from countries that promote a multipolar and cooperative world
Smoother belly-to-monobutt transition >>>>> Nullge Nullges are retarded and defeat the entire point of null to begin with. A nullge is just a chastity cage for autistic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
>*kssht* Toadette, right? A certain Queen-to-be told me to call if I had any questions about local wildlife >Absolutely! What'cha got for me, M? >Uh..yeah. What's this? >Oh oh! That's a Buzzy Beetle! >Buzzy..Beetle? >E-yup! Peachy said you were sharp >But...it's a TURTLE >They also don't buzz. Best not to think about it >..Riight >Anywho, they're quadrupeds. That means they can't stand up. They hardly ever leave their shells too >Sounds rough >Aww, don't worry, Mario. I'm sure like most introverts they live rich inner lives >Heh. Just like a certain beanpole I know >They're also immune to fireballs >Immune to..hey! Next time LEAD with that, will ya? >Heehee, so-rry >So, any tips for dealing with these guys? >..Have you tried jumping on them? >..Fantastic. Glad I called >That's why Toadsworth pays ME the big coins. He, uh..doesn't actually. But maybe if a certain hero were to put in a good word for- >Uh-oh! KSSHT! You're breaking up, Toadette! Uh, can't hear you! >SIIGH