I have a huuuuuge diarrhea If you fart like you don't care Raise your bog rolls in the air Pee pee poo poo Wee hee hoo a hoo a Pee pee poo poo Wee hee hoo a hoo a When you take a comfort stop You feel like you reach the top Choco balls are gonna pop Its the sound of the sound of the big flop Every poop is so fantastic Every poop is so terrific Everybody look at me Im makin a big poopy

I totally and utterly reject your expressions of sorrow. Let nobody be in any doubt these are crocodile tears you are crying. For hundreds of years my community have enjoyed cheddar cheese and pineapple on a stick and today, you have been seen to trample our demands CONTEMPTUOUSLY into the mud. You vile hag you shall be judged GUILTY.

this is factually incorrect and here's why: You probably have quite a few opinions about what's going on in the news cycle right now, but it's important to remember one thing: you're wrong. Here's why. To start, you're completely missing the point and everything you think is actually at odds with reality when you look at the data. In fact, you're nowhere close to being accurate. It's simple to understand when you stop for a second and actually look at the issues. Once you open your eyes, you'll see that you're wrong about each and every one of them, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. "But what about this other thing I heard?" No, if the past is any indication of the future, not only is there no chance that you'll ever be right, all signs suggest you will never even come close once in your lifetime. The only way you'll ever be right is to repeat everything I say word-for-word to every single person you know. Until then, you're wrong.

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