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Gaymer and Greek. Primary game is no longer Dota 2. Super ♥♥♥♥♥-Buster since 2003.

when i crack open a can of gordonzo beans somestimes i take a big smell and think 'man, am i glad gordonozo is not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me up the ass like those bears did last summer'

Gordon: Post-Mortem Play as Gordon in this nightmarish take on the platforming genre. Gordon, a once vivid and well-off young man has died and returned as a gruesome zombie with plenty of his old brains (and body parts) to go around. Need to keep that pressure plate held down? Just take off Gordon's arm, and he'll be happy to do the job; it's not like you needed that guy anyway. Need to kick a few more butts? Dettatch your legs, and suddenly, it's three against three. Help Gordon return to his home in good ol' suburbia so that he can get back to playing some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ video games for once. Falling into pieces has never felt this good. Available Summer 2014