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yapaniz

Now taking applications for a gf. You must be: 1.Female 2.Age 16-23 3. Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls if small and skinny) 4. Willing to do as I ask 5. Have an IQ lower than mine (164) 6. Have 0 male friends 7. Cook 3 meals for me a day 8. Be willing to split the bill on a date 9. Be into kinky stuff (will discuss in PM) 10. Send nudes every day I do not see you nude in person 11. Have sex with me as I ask 12. Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can’t find anything that fits) 13. Ideally not have a job 14. Install a tracking app on your phone so that I know your location at all points I am a kind gentlemen who will protect you at all times and in return all i ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quota.

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