hey just checking in haha okay bye!

The way to Gensokyo was through a noose not .357. I was supposed to find you hanging, feel something, then pay approx. twelve mexican children to beat your legs with hammers like a pinata in that order.

When I'm happy I say "betches will never find my thumbdrive." When I'm sad I'm a Trent Reznor music video mistaken for a snuff film.

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. this page is better than TacoJesuses when he shot himself. I wonder if totie here thought that "oh ♥♥♥♥ im gonna do the same thing my friend tacojesus did"

"Broooo like dude, I ate so many vitamins I might have killed my organs, and my parents found my lolisho thumbdrive, theyre making me get THERAPY." — actual sydney tohomosexman flow of conversation c. 2014 no but genuinely I know we let schizoaffectives be nowadays but how in any measure was this one not institutionalized