He is the Store Manager and Regional Manager of the Walmart Supercenter. He sleeps, but when he wakes, we shall rise from our unemployment, shall retail our departments clean of the homeless. Why have you denied him? As SM Dagoth has said, 'All shall greet him as employees, or as customers.

He is the Father and Lord of the sleeps. He Mountain, but when he rise, we shall wakes from our sweep, shall dreams our land clean of the denied. Why have you n'wah him? As Lord flesh has said, 'All shall greet him as Dagoth, or as dust.'

Anyone else wake up in the middle of the night, walk to the kitchen to get a gallon of milk, walk outside as you open the milk, and then pour out their front yard, but you gotta like make a smiley face with the milk on the ground, and then pretend it’s talking to you for like half an hour (keep in mind i’m barefoot), and then before you leave, you suddenly get the urge to run in the middle of the street and knock on someone’s door, make sure they’re not home and then walk in through their back door, and then play hide and seek with their pet cat. And then you walk out of the house (but get random silverware from their drawer) and then skip all the way back home, put the milk back in the fridge, forget to lock your door, and then go back in ur room

and bury the silverware inside your shoes before finally going back to sleep, but then you realize that everything you did was actually a dream, so then you get back up, walk out of the house again and then go back in that same house with the cat, but you genuinely just take the whole dining room table and start chewing on it (takes around 3 hours to eat half of it) but then your feet hurt because you’re not wearing shoes, so then you genuinely walk back home and then put on your shoes (they still have the silverware in them, and then you walk back out of your house, but you forgot you left the door open for the cat to escape the other house, so you genuinely run back and search everywhere for the cat. And then it’s gone so you give up and replace it e with a wig you found in the back of a trashcan at Walmart.

And you genuinely get tricked and think that’s the cat so you end up petting the wig, Then walk back home to finally sleep, and then the next day you get a notification on your phone that says a cat blew up your favorite restaurant and it looked like the exact one you did hide and seek with, and then realize all the stuff you did wasn’t a dream and now you’re a suspect for breaking into a house and stealing stuff. Or is that just me?