One year ago, I pretended to be a guy on CSGO competitive matchmaking. It was so I could avoid the kind words of Albanians Serbs and Arabs. I met Biscuit, another girl in a competitive match… she sounded so beautiful.
In that moment, I realised my true calling, I was a lesbian.
I immediately tried to befriend biscuit, and to my surprise, she added me back.
We played so many matches together. Eventually we decided we should meet up, but it turns out that she lived in China, so tickets were expensive. And still, my lesbian love for biscuit forced me to pay her 600 dollars. I was worried she was Lying, maybe a catfish even!
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This is my confession
(This is Monkey Orange((Zwei Chad)), alt account)
One year ago, I pretended to be a guy on CSGO competitive matchmaking. It was so I could avoid the kind words of Albanians Serbs and Arabs. I met Biscuit, another girl in a competitive match… she sounded so beautiful. In that moment, I realised my true calling, I was a lesbian.
I immediately tried to befriend biscuit, and to my surprise, she added me back. We played so many matches together. Eventually we decided we should meet up, but it turns out that she lived in China, so tickets were expensive. And still, my lesbian love for biscuit forced me to pay her 600 dollars. I was worried she was Lying, maybe a catfish even!