Would drag my ♥♥♥♥ through a taliban-mine-inlayed field covered in the aids-drained needles from the scene from SAW while my arms were tied together by barbed wire made from the headdress from christ himself after he was crucified, while on a limited-supply airtank just to have a 3 second video conversation with you on skype via a dial up connection and call you a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Thank you so much for Dead Island!