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Chicken Chow Mein (Serves 4) 7 Ingredients 250g chow mein or egg noodles 300g chicken breast or thigh, sliced 2 tbsp oil 2 garlic cloves, minced 1 onion, sliced 1 carrot, julienned 1 capsicum, sliced 2 cups shredded cabbage Spring onions Sauce 3 tbsp soy sauce 1 tbsp oyster sauce 1 tbsp dark soy sauce 1 tsp sesame oil 1 tsp sugar 2 tbsp water Method Cook noodles and set aside. Mix sauce ingredients together. Heat 1 tbsp oil and cook chicken for 4–5 mins. Remove. Add remaining oil, garlic, onion, carrot, capsicum, and cabbage. Stir-fry 2–3 mins. Return chicken, add noodles and sauce, then toss over high heat for 2–3 mins. Add spring onions and serve hot. Optional Extras Bean sprouts Mushrooms Bok choy Chili flakes Cashews Tip: High heat gives the best takeaway-style flavour.

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