Sorry I got bored and this just oozed out....

Once upon a Frontier Once upon a time, there was a duo of stompers. They ran krits, pocketing a solly, destroying all who ventured deep into the Volvo late night realm. They became separated from their team and stood far behind the enemy attacking spawn. Suddenly they found themselves staring down the tracks at two pyros, one with his crooked shades and purple Gibus, the other with a translucent head and seemingly floating war veteran hat. What was to come is an unforgetable day.

"Charge me Doc" shouted the solly with his head stuck in a green black whole. The Doctor obeyed. The crits flew left and right not touching the pyros. The Gibus bearing pyro steps forward as the solly fires his third rocket. The estimation was perfect. The whoosh of a successful airblast sealed the doom of the solly as his own rocket turns against him. Gibs, everywhere, blood flew in all directions leaving the Doctor standing alone with no one near to help. Looking into the eyes of the pyro, all he can think to do is... offer a high five. The pyro happily gives him his wish. Another player comes. A Doctor of the same color as the pyro this time. The red Doctor takes his walk of shame, but even the nicest of pyros knows no mercy to those who fail their roles. The pyro's doctor charges his powerjack with crits and the pyro clobbers the enemy doctor on the spot only to be hear the last words, "gg pyros and medic combo