The governmet is using aeroplanes to spray CHEMTRAILS to control the population.

Merry Christmas ♥♥♥♥♥♥

(Jaw drops to the floor. Eyes pop out. Sound effect of, "AWOOOOOGA AWOOOOOOGA!!!" Places eyes and jaw back in place. Regains composure.) ... Eh hem, you look quite lovely.

hey. i've noticed you've become more stressed and angered. Is something wrong? You know what helps me when I'm angry? Fisting my own ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. There's nothing better than milking your prostate like a dairy cow to take the edge off.

dubs if you are reading this then please let me back in your life <3