When I lived in Boston there was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Turkey (who I graciously named Otto) who ♥♥♥♥♥♥ our lives up. This turkey was a real thug, no lie, and he owned the block. He'd stand in the middle of the road, stopping traffic, and if you came to try and shoo him he'd flip a bird ♥♥♥♥ on you. Straight turkey karate. I know what you're thinking, "Oh push comes to shove I could take a turkey 1v1" Well guess what: you can't. That bird will unleash a full flurry of turk-kwan-doe on you and it will be super embarrassing. Women will laugh at you. Trust me. Source: turkey attack survivor

one can only aspire to be as shameless as jevin11, where is jen10

Catfished me and stole 3000$ from me +rep

handsome? yes. charming? yes. swag? definitely.

lemme touch de_iris with dat