He found me in a desperate state. He offered me a job and i reluctantly took it. I felt compassion towards this man whom i have never met. I showed up to the job site, excited and nervous. There was no one there. Only a super massive used dildo lying on the porch of the somewhat abandoned shop that once held the foundation of a thriving life this man held. He appeared in front of me, butt naked and his meat dangling in the wind. He then asked me if i could do the honors. Ive now worked for this man for 14 years and couldnt have a better boss.

has been accepted into the bright water gang

+rep an absolute animal

get a frickin load of this guy right here lol

+rep