I am a wolf. I am an alpha. I am a rare breed. I live alone in the dark and I persist against all odds. I am above others. Humanoid men are afraid of me. Their genes subconsciously tell them that they are no match for me. Humanoid females avoid me. I intimidate them. But one day they will realize their mistake in not choosing me. They will realize that they could’ve created a pack with a wolf, but all they did was to play around with puppies instead. But then they will be old and it will be too late. Society shuns me. I am a threat to them, because I am a rebel. I only howl at them in response and laugh. I embrace solitude and the solitude embraces me. I don’t need others, because all I need is myself. On a full moon, I patrol around my lands. My river is philosophy, my mountain is Reddit, and my forests are anime. Which is all I need to survive. Do not make a mistake and foolishly trespass on my territory. It might come back to bite you. I am a wolf. I am an alpha. Fear me.

This inbred mongoloid "upgraded" from hardwired cable internet to satellite in 2026. Next on his list is to upgrade to AOL actual inbred over here.

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"We live in a world where a pack of warning labels has its own warning label on the bag it comes in, and that's created a palpable stagnation in evolution." -Chris Boden

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