A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

Happy Daddy’s Day 😫🥵 It’s tough 🅱️eing a big handsome 🅿️api 👨🏼‍🦳😳 out there and I hope all of your wishes ♥♥♥ 😏 true. If you‘re thinking 🤔 I’m not a father 😮 COPY AND SEND THIS ‼️ to 10 other big ♥♥♥♥ daddies 🍆💦 to learn 📖 who’s preggo🤰👅 with your seed 👀 You’ll know 🅱️y the end of the day ⏳ If you ARE a dad 👨🏻🚨 then that’s 🆒🥶 Send this chain ⛓ text📱2 all of your fellow Dad ©️hads for⚡️ UNLIMITED⚡️new 🤑 dad jokes 😂 for the rest of the year 📅

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