If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.
If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.
If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim
If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.
If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
If you find this offensive and don't forward it, You may be a Muslim.
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If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim. If you find this offensive and don't forward it, You may be a Muslim.