my friends the only crypto currency you wanna get your hands on is this: bird seed. There is a lot of birds and they all gotta eat

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you suck at fishing

You and your friends need to get better before queuing as 4, you guys are too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ heavy to carry. God awful, 0 communication. Tell Gavin he needs to get laid, sounds like he has too much ♥♥♥♥ in his mouth from all the circle jerking you guys do, especially Johnny also.

Hey Champ Mom says you got rejected by a girl today? Wanna talk about it with your old man? Look bud, the truth is your adopted. You’re getting older and I’m sure you’ve noticed you look nothing like your mother and me. Your birth mother was a grotesque, beast of a woman who conceived you in the bathroom of a Rite-Aid. The police found you in a dumpster behind her apartment building. Anyways champ, you’re gonna get rejected a lot. You can’t take it so personally. There’s beautiful people and then there’s ugly people. I’m glad we had this talk buddy. If you ever need anything let me know. Unless it costs money if that’s the case ask your mother ha! Night, big guy! Love ya.