Jesus, hearken: I renounce Thy image and Thy likeness, for I am weary of being human among sinners and mortgages. I pray Thee, perform a Great Hoof-laying: erase me from this reality and write me into the My Little Pony canon Let the Magic of Friendship replace Thy commandments, and let Pinkie Pie’s parties stand in place of my penance. Take Thy Kingdom of Heaven for Thyself, but grant me citizenship in Equestria, where the sun is raised by Celestia, and not by Thy will Make it so that all my neighbors, whom I was bidden to love, shall forget my name while I prance as a pink pony across the ever-green meadows. Let a horn grow instead of a halo, and let only rainbows and cotton candy fly from my lips instead of prayers And if Thou sayest this is the path to the abyss—so be it, as long as Fluttershy and limitless cider await me in that void. Amen!

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