You're kidding me? That hunk of a man, Re-playz, is an E-sports athlete? Unbelievable. He could be a Calvin Klein model. Or a pro footballer with a ripped physique like that. That is by far the hottest Cyber sportsman to ever grace the esports industry. I'd let him beast his way through my mid any day.

Hello everyone, concerned Christian father here. Recently, my 11 year old son re-playz downloaded the video game "Fortnite" after playing it at a friend's house. While I didn't mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had taken up hard drugs and smoking. When asked to do his homework, he called me a "default" and did a strange dance. His grades have been dropping heavily ever since that day and now he's threatening me with violence. Yesterday I entered his room to see him smoking a cigar and playing extremely loud rave (sinner) music, he has dyed his hair blue and neow refuses to go to Bible Study unless we "take the battle bus". I don't know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transport except that. Please I am so concerned, what do I do?

-rep biggest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ junkie I know. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ketamine snorting piece of ♥♥♥♥. anyway,this guy is a big oof.

I'm telling you, Replayz is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a Jumbo the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked what the diapers were for, and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely sh*t on these kids" and then he bunnyhopped out the door.

+rep fat kid with no hands