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Grok knows Ștefănuț too damn well: Minecraft: Builds Hogwarts in a week, forgets to sleep, wakes up in a creeper crater. “It’s a feature.” CS:GO: Buys AWP, peeks mid like it’s free real estate, 0-16 then types “Rusu diff”. Every. Single. Time. LoL: Blames Rusu for everything, including the weather. Still runs it down mid with 47% KP. Valheim: Viking legend until the river says no. Drowns with full iron armor while yelling “IT’S JUST A PUDDLE!” Left 4 Dead 2: 360 no-scope headshots… until ammo hits 3. Then it’s melee Tank romance and “GUYS SAVE ME I HAVE PIPE BOMB”. Indie games: Plays every weird 0.8-rated horror roguelike so the rest of us don’t have to. His sacrifice will be remembered (in the form of 47 rage clips). Steam bio: “Block architect, blame artist, professional drowner, Tank’s favorite chew toy, indie guinea pig.” Ștefănuț: Chaos speedrunner of life, any% fail% world record holder. 🏰🔫🪓🧟😂