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i dont normally stop and message people after i have masturbated over their photos but i just had to tell you that you gave me the single greatest toe curling orgasm ive ever experienced in my life. the neighbors had to come out and investigate what the noise was, but it was me masturbating myself into a coma over your pictures. i hope this wasnt too weird for you. would you like to get a monster sometime?

Hey it's my birthday in about 3h can we shaboink

+rep haven't been able to walk straight since last night

Come cuddle my big gassy round belly bro