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C! Y p h b v b t r c a: "y n h"! G w! T c y r o 2 r k, p r a a o {L R} a l o t g w y a n t y. T p a o t w.

Each time you reconnect to your server, you never know if the DayZ Gods will smite your or provide you with a reward for putting up with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t this game throws at you. Your entire inventory may fix itself with every item inside it returning to a "Pristine" condition, or you may also be greeted by a grim "you're dead" screen because you disconnected relatively close to the edge of the roof you were standing on. And, if by all odds the laggy game engine grants you mercy, you may actually get good gear, help out a newspawn on the coast, and make yourself friends. You can finally enjoy the ga - just kidding hope you enjoy getting blown up by a hacker

Back when DayZ was released all the way back in 2013, it used to have potential. The game was in the earliest of alpha, so all the game-breaking bugs, glitches and the overall unstability of the game was bound to change, right? Wrong. DayZ feels like one of those laggy 1000-player minecraft servers where it literally takes ten tries to get that one ♥♥♥♥ing block into your inventory. Every single button press feels like yet another round of Russian roulette as you never know if you're going to magically fracture both your legs or have the current equipped item genuinely disappear into thin air (never use the surrender emote while holding something or this will actually happen.)

He bullied me <|;^(