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Scrambled Eggs Recipe for People Who Are Just Done with Everything Ingredients: 3 eggs (or as many as you still have energy for) a chunk of butter (the more, the fewer regrets) salt, pepper optional: bacon, chives, and those leftovers in the fridge you’re afraid to ask what year they’re from Preparation: Crack the eggs into a bowl the way life cracks your motivation. Whisk them energetically, pretending you handle your problems with the same enthusiasm. Melt the butter in a pan, just like your weekend plans melted away. Pour in the eggs and stir with no plan, but with full commitment. Season with salt and pepper – or don’t, whatever, it’s all the same anyway. Eat immediately, before someone asks you for “a tiny favor” or “quick help.” Serve with bread, toast, or straight from the pan, standing over the stove and wondering at which point your life turned into late-night scrambled eggs.

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Behold! He has arrived – the Lord of Microwaves, Conqueror of Yesterday’s Lasagna, He Who Never Waits for the Beeping to Finish!