Don't listen to him Officer Carl Yuppie! That's Officer Chad 'likesmenbythedozen' he was left out of the donut eating competition

Officer Carl Yuppie, It has come to my attention that your repeated tardiness and, more notably, your complete absence from assigned shifts has not gone unnoticed. This ongoing parade of absentee antics and clock-dodging tomfoolery must come to an immediate end. The department relies on consistency, accountability, and a basic commitment to showing up when you are, in fact, scheduled to be here. Consider this your formal notice to correct course. Continued disregard for your duties will result in further disciplinary action. I trust this matter will be addressed without further need for correspondence. Respectfully, Officer Chad Mendoza Los Santos Police Department

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+rep nice profile😉

Once helped me rob a bank +rep the almighty goony