Hey man, I’m Mark Zuckerberg’s doctor. Now let me tell you a little bit about this freakin weirdo. His skin is like tissue paper, but the cheap kind. Y’know the kind that you get yelled at by your wife for buying on sale. He is truly the last person I would ever want to make eye contact with, cause everytime I look into his bugged out doll eyes it sends shivers down my spine, like peering through a one-way mirror; Whatever tiny alien host that controls him stares back from the other side. I also can’t find a heartbeat on him anywhere! I tried this darn thing, but what really freaks me out was that he snatched a fly off my coat with his three foot long tongue. Now I just figured well, since he’s selling MY private information online, I’d give his away for free.

is your ♥♥♥♥♥ green?

:yay:

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é o Alex, ele bebeu sangue aqui na minha frente.. deita ele e vota pra expulsar