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"But this one goes to eleven." -- Nigel Tufnel 😶 I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead. -Samuel Goldwyn 😙 Early: "They make psychiatrists get psychoanalyzed before they can get certified, but they don't make surgeons get cut on. That seem right to you?" ... Early: "Man is stronger by far than woman, but only woman can create a child. Does that seem right to you?" ... Early: "You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?" 🤕 The trouble is that things *never* get better, they just stay the same, only more so. (Eric) 😍 Famous last words: (1) "Don't worry, I can handle it." (2) "You and what army?" (3) "If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop." 😯

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