Rest in peace Danktown

♥♥♥♥♥♥ RDM'D ME IN HOMIGRAD

hey… um… hi… sorry to bother you 😅 i normally don’t do this (i do this all the time) but i saw your profile and literally had to sit down first of all — you’re a GIRL… playing VIDEO GAMES??? wow. iconic. revolutionary. history will remember this moment second of all i’m actually not like other guys. i respect women. i fear them, actually. i would offer to carry you in l4d2 but realistically i’d panic, scream, and die immediately still, i would emotionally protect you this isn’t flirting by the way. i’m just being nice. unless you’re into it. then it is flirting. but subtly. sorry was that weird? i can delete this. i’m deleting this in my head right now anyway i don’t go outside, i drink water sometimes, and i communicate exclusively through video games and apologies if you want to talk we could maybe exchange socials or play sometime or never speak again that’s also fine sorry again okay bye (wait don’t go)

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