I'm getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by a strong woman, but her eggs are so aggressive they're flowing back up my ♥♥♥♥ and starting to devour my sperm. They've just implanted inside my ballsack now.

Trapped my neglected son in a storm drain last October. Had to go through a series of moral trials including severing my left pinky finger with rusty tools in order to get him back

COUNTER STRIKE PLAYERS BEWARE ⚠️ if you get this fat IPA drinking SLOB on your team he will not shut up about the latest IPA and craft beer he’s tried. Just vote kick immediately. Drunk off IPAs and throwing games. Just waiting for my payment to clear through klarna to get this loser knocked off the map

+rep taught me how to larp

Lately, the outdoors legit reeks of sperm and it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ depressing. How the hell is everyone putting up with it?