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A cowboy walked into a saloon carrying a fish. “I need milk,” he said. “This is my emotional support trout.” The bartender didn’t even blink. “Rough day?” “My horse quit,” the cowboy said. “Unionized. Took weekends off.” The fish flopped once. Agreement. Suddenly, a tumbleweed rolled in and stopped… staring. The cowboy whispered, “Don’t look. That’s Gerald. He judges.” Too late. The tumbleweed leaned slightly. Judgment increased. The fish jumped off the table, slapped it, and yelled, “YEEHAW.” Everyone clapped. No one asked questions.

Look I don't like you anymore. We used to do stuff together but i dumped you 9 days ago. Stop messaging me that you are lonely and you want me back. We are over period. So stop hitting me up.

Look I don't like you anymore. We used to do stuff together but i dumped you 9 days ago. Stop messaging me that you are lonely and you want me back. We are over period. So stop hitting me up.