Hey man nice place you got here do you mind if I just... *Takes off freshly used running shoes* Make myself a little more comfortable... *Takes off stinky brown sweat stained socks full of holes and smelling like aged cheese* Because I could realllllly take a load off...... *sits down and props up bare naked feet on your glass coffee table, fogging up the glass top with my body heat* Its just been a really stressful week at work........ *curls and spreads toes, fungus and flaky skin falls like snow onto the table* I really appreciate this man. Hey, can I bum a pepsi?

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If you see me out in Quahog, say hi But if you meet me at the Clam, I'm a talkative guy Maybe we'll talk over beers and remember the time And we know even at my Lois, I'm a family guy Yeah, a lot of white boys do impressions of me And you always see my clips on your FYP But that algorithm's always tryna censor me They're even worse than the fеllas at the FCC

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Throat goat!! 😋🤤🥰🥰