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Dearest Pid, as your loving, concerned Steam boyfriend, I must confess my worries. Your crayon-eating habit is beginning to drive a wedge between us. I never thought I'd be competing with Crayola for your affection, but here we are! Every time you nibble on those waxy delights, I feel like I'm losing you to a technicolor fantasy. Please, for the sake of our relationship, let's work on this together. We can replace those crayons with something less chewy, like pizza or hugs. I promise they're just as comforting!

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