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Hello KC, I noticed you have a profile picture of a beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in CE. I am quite good at video games, so if you require and guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers, so rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. Are you good at coop games? I am a coop-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

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