Lukewarm_Tater
Kenzie
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| Created | ~10/1/2016 est. |
| Last seen | 6/9/2026, 2:33:13 PM |
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| Created | ~10/1/2016 est. |
| Last seen | 6/9/2026, 2:33:13 PM |
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I have lost everything, and I’m not sure how to continue. This summer I invested $17,500 (six months salary and my entire life savings) into ornamental gourd futures, hoping to capitalize on this lucrative emerging industry. After watching a video about Vincent Kosuga and his monopoly on onions, I decided I’d try to do something similar with another vegetable. I did some research and found out many agricultural forecasters expected this year’s gourd yield would be far smaller than the past, due to deteriorating soil conditions in central Mexico and a warmer-than-average spring. At first, demand soared around Halloween and prices skyrocketed, but the gourd bubble burst on November 12th. Unfortunately, the coronavirus caused a massive drop-off in demand due to fewer families decorating their tables for thanksgiving, and prices plummeted.
I had invested early enough that I thought I would still be fine, but then on the morning of December 2nd, a new email in my inbox caused my stomach to turn into a pretzel. The massive gourd shipment from Argentina, scheduled for early March, had arrived. I was planning on selling off my futures right before this, in February, but this ruined everything. To top it off, the gourds in this shipment were absolutely gargantuan, some topping 4 pounds each, causing the price-per-pound to drop like an anchor into the range of 6 cents per pound. I am ruined.
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tater has a peanut allergy
<3 your feet will never have to touch the dirty ground